Ello Bae

Lemme juss yarn some nonsense πŸ™ˆ

     So y’all know I’m single right? Well my singleness does not factor in the fact that I am filled with so much love 😍. For the most part, I’m enjoying my singleness... you know, I don’t have to worry about juggling a busy schedule and working out dates. Nope. I go on dates when I feel like it 😊 I won’t be staring at my phone and wondering “why hasn’t he texted me?” There is no HE. Or dividing my attention between a man and my son 😊 Gee just wants all of me all the time. He don’t care mommy is tired from work 😩. So this works out for him 😊

     Buh wha I do, do πŸ™ˆ I have “baes.” These are my imaginary friends. I can see a hot guy and BAM! He’s my bae! For instance, Train Bae, Gas Station, Gym Bae, and Bank Bae... well I’ve yet to find a Bank Bae but I’m always well dressed just in case 😍. Pretty much they are just crushes on random strangers.

     But it allows me to wonder, what if I did spot out a hot guy and he spotted me? My train baes are usually interesting... Very well dressed, handsome man, in your wool coat and well-polished shoes! Where are you headed to? Is it to work? You work for yourself or working for the man? How much do they pay you? Because these shoes must have cost a fine penny... Or you just faking it until you make it? Either way, I like your presentation! 😘

     I mean, common! A whole HAWT me, Ola Blessed, Ayokumbee, Mommy Gee juss sitting there at the library or Starbucks, juss jejely minding my business... looking radiant and fine anyhow and πŸ’₯BAM πŸ’₯ I look up and there he is handsomely standing in front of me, with one hand on the table and the other on the chair opposite of me, asking if he can sit and chat. Of course, he’s raining that beautiful smile down on me as the aroma of his expensive cologne carries me away!!
πŸ˜ŒπŸ˜…πŸ˜Œ Abeg, it can happen πŸ’πŸ½‍♀️ and as a sharp girl I won’t say no πŸ˜‰
     I’m ridiculous, I know lol ☺️ But! It gets better.... I got to work one day and to my surprise a tall glass of handsome was there, even wearing bia bia (a beard, cuz you know I’m team beard gang... you should know these things na) and I was trying to reduce my natural awkwardness πŸ˜… anyway sha, in between stealing glances of him, I completely ignored him πŸ˜… It only lasted for about 20 minutes because he asked me for my name. Immediately the awkwardness increased. I actually don’t remember telling him my name and when he stated his, I heard a completely different name πŸ‘€ like his name has 3 syllabi and I heard a one syllable name that isn’t even remotely similar 🀦🏽‍♀️.

     As the shift went on, he kept asking me questions... work related questions sha but they were a lot πŸ‘€. Everything was fine and good ohh until I returned from break, stepped off the elevator and πŸ’₯BAMπŸ’₯ he tapped my shoulder, was in my face and saying something I was to startled to comprehend 😯 I saw it was tall and handsome and calmed down and said, “what?” He replied, “Did you give me this charger?” Shey na because of charger you wan startled me ni? Guy are your ancestors from Nigeria? They never taught you about personal space ni. Abeg, there’s no need for this tapping of the shoulder πŸ˜’

     E be like say this guy get some amount of awkwardness as well πŸ˜’Before the shift was over he managed to very swiftly put his hand on my lower back and swish it around my waist somehow 😳 Sir!! Worris all of dis (what is all of this*)!! It’s was more like a “Sorry, I don’t want to knock you down" embrace, and I know I’m a fine geh, but Sir!! You fine and all but keep your hands to yourself! You're just destroying your essence of bae! Haba if you won't ask me my likes and interests, and for my number, then remain a mystery!! Lemme daydream in peace na?! This entering of the personal space for no good reason... you de fumble ooh!

     It's like a babe can't just crush and have baes in peace😩. Someborri's juss gonna come and mess it up. Apparently, if I'm not extremely awkward, then he is... or I'm too uptight/judgemental/juss not ready yet πŸ˜… Who knows?!

1 comment:

  1. Way cool! Some extremely valid points! I appreciate you penning this post plus the rest of the site is also very good.


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